we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
