? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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