covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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