Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
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