she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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