I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Help. Why am I so naked?
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