It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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