why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Swine flu is the new snow day.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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