Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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