me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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