I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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