In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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