So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
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