The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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