She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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