Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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