party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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