am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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