Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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