She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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