I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I just found puke in my bra..
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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