I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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