come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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