wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
