i need an iv and a liver transplant
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
We have so much sex to catch up on
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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