theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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