I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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