ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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