Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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