I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Randomize
