whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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