Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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