How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
oh god the rape fog is back!
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
i think my cat just said my name.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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