Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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