we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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