unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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