you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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