I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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