thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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