Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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