God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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