i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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