oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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