I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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