1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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