YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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