I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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