Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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