Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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