Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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