Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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