Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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