I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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