She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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